"I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died."
"In the macro sense, no. You’re one cheerio in the bulk box full of life. But you fucking tickle me, so I think it would matter."
mom: why are u always on ur phone
me: i can’t talk right now i just finished doing a photoshoot for metropolitan magazine and now simon is calling me
I actually got asked for ID in HMV today while I was trying to buy Grey’s Anatomy Season 9…
Apparently I don’t look 15!